If Music is the Food of Love, make mine a Pie.

Meet Jessie Pie, your all-round cabaret club entertainer, jazz 'n' blues singer and erotic performance artiste extraordinaire… and that ain't all, folks.

As Jessie Pie, she is the velvetly-attired songstress and floozie from Alabama, dazzling all with a wide range of jazz 'n' blues originals.

As Trashy Pie, Jessie gets raunchier and so do her songs. Wearing the pink chantilly tutu of her hillbilly roots, she howls the blues and skids about like a Shake 'n' Vac in fishnets – real low-down 'n' dirty.

When it comes to edible costumes, this Pie's got 'em; check out the bona-fide pita-bread bikini she wears as Pita Pan, or watch her splosh around à la Splosh Pie mode in a custom-made trifle outfit, de-robing for your delectation...

Smooth as a malted, rough as a rooster and frisky as a flying falafel. We'd say cooler than custard, except some custard comes hot, plus Jessie's anything but vanilla.

Jessie Pie is available for bookings throughout the year.